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Everyone will love your USB Mince Pie!
Give it to Dad... He will appreciate ultimate yuletide technology!
Give it to Mum... She will like the realistic tasty appearance and practical applications.
Give it to all your Friends... They will all be amused at the novelty.
Give it to the Kids... They will love the surprise of a pie that is more than meets the eye.
Even give to Dog!*
SEASON'S GREETINGS TO YOU!!!
Welcome to USBMINCEPIES.CO.UK
Exclusive UK Distributor and Retailer of the USB Mince Pie...
According to Christmas lore, eating a Mince Pie every day in the run up to Christmas
will make for a happy year ahead. But how, in the fast-moving modern 21st century, with our daily lives, filled with rush and stress can we hope to do this?
Despite its origins as a festival of peace and humanity, Christmas too can all-too-easily become the most stressful time of year. In the modern world, with all the
demands that it makes upon us and our time, the true meaning of Christmas gets crowded out. It is not always easy to enjoy the true spirit of Noel.
We understand this and present the USB Mince Pie, the Ultimate in Yuletide Technology that brings together the world's favourite festive food
and our patented "no limits" USB technology. The USB Mince Pie combines the ease-of-use of USB technology with a super-accurate, faithful reproduction of a
genuinely tasty Mince Pie to make it easy to take on the demands of you modern life with a killer combination of high-tech power the joy of Christmas!
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